Phallic Manifesto

I BELIEVE:

That the body of every man connects with the universe through the phallus.

That the phallus is in every man a divine contact point with the Universal Male Principle, an ultimate power of love and creation.

That devotion to the phallus is a sacred commitment and is a worthy purpose for a lifetime.

That all men are connected to each other through the phallus.

That service to and for the phallus is an ultimate good and a devotion that is beneficial to all.

That there is no higher good than love and worship of the phallus.

That the phallus is the living and shining presence of god in man.

I KNOW:

That when I gaze on or consider the phallus, my heart is filled with joy and love, and my life has a clear purpose.

That when I experience the phallus in any way I am in the presence of god-energy.

That the deeper my love grows for the sacred phallic energy the better my life becomes and the better I am as a man.

I AM AWARE:

That the mainstream of the culture in which I live deems the love and worship of the phallus to be sacrilegious and dangerous.

That prevalent religious and political movements consider the love and worship of the phallus and its power to be evil.

That the pure, generous and absolute love for the phallus and the sacred energy it embodies and radiates has been damaged, tainted, and saturated with guilt and fear.

That I have been conditioned throughout my life to carry much of this fear and negativity in my personality.

That my worship requires that I learn to recognize this for what it is, educated myself to the truth, and work to enable my worship of the phallus and its divine energy to become progressively more pure, more strong and more constant.

I PLEDGE:

My Heart: my love and my life-energy to the glory and worship of the phallic god, as it manifests through the cosmos, within nature, and is it manifests in individual men.

My Mind: as a useful tool to be used to devise ways to worship and adore the phallic in nature and in my fellow men.

My Imagination: to conceive greater and more universal connections from phallus to phallus, from the individual cock of any man to the universal male principle that creates and maintains the cosmos.

My Body: as a vessel of adoration and devotion, as a way of achieving the greatest good a man can know: seeing the phallus, smelling the phallus, tasting the phallus, holding the phallus.

I COMMIT MYSELF:

To live so that my life energy serves to actively love the universal phallus through the practicum of giving pleasure and love to the locus of god and cosmic knowledge in each and all men as it is focused and is it flows through their loins, through and within each man's phallus. This is my goal, this is my service, this is my purpose.

I SWEAR, before witnesses and peers:

To honor and serve and maintain, to the best of my ability, those individuals, groups and communities of like-minded men that come together, with serious intent, in the name of and for the love and honor and worship of the god-in-man, the Primal Phallus.

By my own volition and from the sacred depths of my heart and being, I give myself as a member for life to the society of men who solemnly undertake to live by the above beliefs and principles.